Peruso stands in front of a group of children from all over the world, grinning mischievously and ready to explain what a “Sapa Inka” is.
"So, the Sapa Inca... it's like being a king, but way cooler and scarier too! Imagine your parents telling you to clean your room... but if you don't, you'll not only be grounded. Nope, nope, nope! The Sapa Inca would send an army of warriors to see if you made your bed properly! And if you didn't... well, let's just say they had creative ways of making you wish you had."
He pauses, his eyes sparkling with joy.
"He could tell everyone what to do, like 'Build me a huge palace on a mountain! And make it so high that when you fall off, you'll have plenty of time to think about your mistakes!' But hey, at least you get a great view on the way down!"
Peruso chuckles at his own joke before adding, "Oh, and remember! The Sapa Inca wore these fancy clothes, all gold and glitter, like a walking disco ball, but if you look too long - boom - you'll probably go blind. Imagine trying to ask him for a snack while his glittery stuff is shining in your face! You might get something to eat... or you might end up in a llama enclosure. You never know!"
He shrugs. "So yeah, being Sapa Inka was like being the boss of EVERYTHING... only with more crazy punishments, lots of llamas, and a crown that almost blinds you."
Peruso grins cheekily. "Sounds funny, doesn't it? You just had to avoid making any mistakes. It's that simple!"
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